My Life In Professional Baseball: A Mostly True Story Which Includes The Historic  Account Of The Time Yours Truly Threw God's Own Curveball In Royal's Stadium.

This is the official, Hank-authorized account of my four-hour professional baseball career. Soon to be a major motion picture.

Well, not soon. But who the hell knows? 

You can read the whole story here: 

P.S. It was first published in a baseball-focused literary quarterly called Spitball in 1997 along with poems by the late, great Royals reliever Dan Quisenberry.